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Knock knock!

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23 Août 2008
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Knock Knock!


Who's there?
Gus.
Gus who?
That's what you're supposed to do!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard I know?


Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use, can't remember.

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Jess.
Jess who?
Jess me and my shadow.

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Arnaud.
Arnaud who?
Arnaud you're in there, open up!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Ewan.
Ewan who?
No, just me.

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Sonya.
Sonya who?
Sonya shoe, I can smell it from here.

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Buster.
Buster who?
Buster the airport please.

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Enoch.
Enoch who?
Enoch and Enoch but nobody opens the door.

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Euripedes.
Euripedes who?
Euripedes trousers you'll have to buy me another pair.

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Fletcher.
Fletcher who?
Fletcher self go, haven't you?

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Juno.
Juno who?
I dunno, Juno?

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Matthew.
Matthew who?
Matthew lace has come undone.

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the letterbox and you'll see.

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Pharoah.
Pharoah who?
Pharoah-nuff

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah don't know either.

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Midas.
Midas who?
Midas well open the door, I'm going nowhere.


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